Just what the world needs: Handerpants
Posted in This Just In... on July 24th, 2009 by gkrakow
If I tried to make this stuff up no one would believe me.
Hey, I’ve seen their Website and I still don’t believe it.
This is supposedly a product called Handerpants. You can create your own punch line now.
The guys marketing these things want you to think of their breakthrough effort as, what they term, “underpants for your hands.”
I’m not kidding! But I think they are, sorta.
Handerpants allegedly:
•Fit most hands
•Are made (mostly) of breathable cotton
•Are form fitting
•Prevents chafing
•Absorbs sweat
•Distracts enemies
•Are non-toxic
•Great for jazz hands
Personally, I love the way they look. I probably would fall on the floor laughing if I saw someone actually wearing a pair. Then again, I felt the same way about Snuggies and look how incredibly popular they became!
In case you really want to buy some Handerpants for friends and family (and a pair or two for yourself, of course) they’re selling for $11.95, plus shipping, via a link on the Handerpants site to Archie McPhee.com.
If you’ve never checked out the products sold on the Archie McPhee Website, and in their printed catalog, you’ve missed out on some of the greatest novelty items on the planet! Just reading their descriptions are a blast.
There’s also a video pitch you can watch below. You’ll see that everyone seems to be having lots of fun with this. In a nice touch, they dedicate the video to the late, great infomercial giant, Billy Mays: